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oh nah I was thinking of the live ones, but I've only seen clips from all the different animated ones

we counting the animated spinoffs, here? (tas, lower decks, prodigy which is aimed at children for some reason)

also literally no trek has a good first season. they can have good episodes in their first season! but never a consistently good first season.

smw master courses savestateless

@Grounder Never say that again
@Star Trek discussion I now see where Star Ocean gets its nature of being all over the place qualitywise from (I like SO)

I prefer DS9's run for the most part. There are the worst duds even in their best seasons (4-6), but the general overall quality is there. Voyager's a slapdash effort in comparison from episode to episode due to the nature of the show. Timeless rules.

serac.exe (she is a well-adjusted member of polite society, the scary part is that she has toes)

DS9 has like one of the best settings, worst plot arcs, and some of the best character interactions. There's both short scenes and whole episodes that are absolutely brilliant and then runs of episodes that make me feel emotionally beige

I grew up watching Voyager. Has some excellent episodes, has some absolute barrel-scraping trash. Widest variance on any Trek imo. Devolves into the Doctor and Seven show towards the end as they run out of episodic ideas.

meanwhile I'm over here with a pale imitation of a pale imitation of a pale imitation of a pale imitation of the light of the two trees that dances on the edge of elven memory

i see, i see

i like some individual episodes of voyager but its got a palpable conservative streak compared to the other 90's treks

now i wanna watch deep space nine but. im lazy. do people not like voyager? my brother used to watch that one and it seemed fineish

that episode only works as a metaphor, funnily enough. there is no way in hell a language evolved to use metaphor as the only means of communication!

Temba, his arms wide

green of. tourmaline,
yellow mellow hello hello

orange, silver and purple, what is it with colors and rhymes

if "bornana" is possible, anything can be

orange now rhymes with silver

Any word rhymes with any other word if your pronounciations are craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.

nesticle rhymes with TESTICLE LMFAOOOOOO!!!

another good name would be "silence" because sound has always been the bugbear of 8/16-bit console emulation

makestuffup time: amnesia was the name of an obscure nes emulator, so called because the developer couldn't figure out savestates

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is it fucked up that the 2d marios pretty much not making it past the qualifiers gave me some pleasure

PEPSIMAN GOTY GOAT BEST MEDIA EVER CREATED BY HUMAN HANDS

no money no amburger (wait I made that joke already)

amburgers and wootbeer

you log into raocow's pc through a remote access trojan and you find his folder full of pictures of a&w burgs

guys i figured out raocow's password and now i have access to his incredible bubblegum recipes (his password is l3sj3uxv1d30n3x1st3ntp4s)

understandable, pretty relatable too (settler colony in my case)

hating your country and culture is second-nature when your country has a history of being colonizing fucks with big fancy boats (even if those boats were pretty as all hell)

same and im portuguese

I hate my country and culture because I'm Bri*ish

it's funny how almost every time you look into these people calling themselves nationalists, they legitimately hate their own country and culture

(guy putting stick into his bicycle while he's riding image) i bet pasta did this

you will only take away my fucking ravioli over my dead body. and i have the fucking bullshit+1 sword from the shittiest raid boss you can imagine (world's most normal dumpling enjoyer right here)

seriously though the existence of the italian futurists is fucking wild and has absolutely sent my head spinning for a bit, they're fucking crackers and hilarious. look up "the futurists cookbook" and just. revel in the fucking audacity of these morons.

fascists dont get to bully italians over their food protectiveness im sorry. they get sent to the pear wiggler to have their bones become dust

Back in the 1920s a collective of Italian artists who were basically proto-fash declared that pasta was terrible and makes you slow, stupid and lazy, and is the reason why Italy was bad. Literally nothing any other country can say or do is as insulting!

Somehow by coincidence, believe it or not, I made the same joke but with Gemini Man on the LP thread, I tend to write comments while watching and only post after finishing the video. Incredible things are happening in talkhaus.raocow.com.

"Time to throw some hands!" - Hard Man, probably.

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coming up with creative ways to insult a country's culinary is a worldwide tradition at this point, no place is immune (probably)

mario's just death gripping from grief when he finds out about naporitan (it looks fucking yum tho)

i'm having a baby and the baby is you (2025 orchestral remaster)

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