raocow's talkhaus

diddy kong has the better cartwheel. dixie may have her hover but her spin is dogshit for coyote time

Diddy is better than Dixie in DKRDS because he isn't replacing anyone.

I liked Diddy more in instances of DKC2 where Dixie wasn't overtly advantaged (which generally meant using helicopter spin)

name a game where diddy kong is better than dixie and they're both in it (you can't)

(fails to link to "You Reposted In The Wrong Trousers")

we need to send a second slice around to the dark side of the moon and make the ultimate cheese toastie

and dont forget. the moon is made of cheese

send a slice of bread and let it be cooked in the atmosphere, and its heat preserved by the vacuum; warm, fresh toast delivery to the moon

I want to send a slice of toast to the moon. Even if there's no one there to appreciate it, maybe the moon itself will appreciate it.

namuwiki, more like mamuwiki (release the wart!)

google please stop pushing namuwiki at me i literally only go there to research korean games (and it's still not 100% reliable bc it's basically tvtropes meets uncyclopedia with a dash of encyclopedia dramatica)

sheath is a female born after 1993 and thus cannot cook

sheath was 16 when atxs started, the release of atxs is closer to when sheath was born than today

im glad. excel saga fucks

thanks 4 inadvertently giving me a new thing 2 watch (excel saga)

no yeah i've noticed that but. i dont wanna accuse raocow of being unoriginal bc this just happens with ocs. one of my ocs is straight up "what if andromon was a friendly humanoid wardroid in the image of a cool black guy bc. black guys are cool"

Wouldn't surprise me at all if their similarities were more than coincidence. Pretty sure the Excel Saga OP was one of the songs on raocow's foobar playlist.

i wanna see a pic of excel from excel saga and sheath from atxs having hyperactive idiot to hyperactive idiot telepathic communication but i dont wanna draw it myself

recettear, but an mmo and with a office aesthetic

what if they made a game where you had to manage a staples office store and it was called StapleStory

i am also here, by unpopular demand

I must state that raocow is also a member

i feel like i must state that rumia, cirno and koakuma are also members (patchouli too but she's a bot)

I forgot to mention, but both Daiyousei and Nitori Kawashiro are talkhaus users, happy late birthday to them, slightly overlooked 2hus

cornish aave

Pirates be like "yarrrr, why be everyone stealing our 'be'? we be the theives around here!"

deltarune ribbit mod be like

it even looks like a toby fox character, it could be a secret joke boss in deltarune

that's just a toby fox song

one nine hundred four nine oh FREAK

vinesauce jowey

Jowey, the Poison Cow.

tame arms. domestic arms. rehabilitated for release arms.

sack of flour: heart of gold

Piece of corn! Can of cake!

(its sailor mouth edited)

Cake of sweat. No peace

Piece of sweat. No cake.

piece of cake, no sweat !!

P I E C E O F what?

P I Z Z A

A fine looking piece of what?

it sure is a fine looking pizza

i'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goobers yeah goofy goofy goober goober yeeaaahhhh

im a goofy goober (both king neptunes should slide into my dms)

guys guys today is THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!!!!!!!!