raocow's talkhaus

tame arms. domestic arms. rehabilitated for release arms.

sack of flour: heart of gold

Piece of corn! Can of cake!

(its sailor mouth edited)

Cake of sweat. No peace

Piece of sweat. No cake.

piece of cake, no sweat !!

P I E C E O F what?

P I Z Z A

A fine looking piece of what?

it sure is a fine looking pizza

i'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goobers yeah goofy goofy goober goober yeeaaahhhh

im a goofy goober (both king neptunes should slide into my dms)

guys guys today is THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!!!!!!!!

happy birthday to sun from zenonia and one (1) koopa troopa (sorry, kuupa)

greendog for the sega genesis

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i clicked on "Time Stripper Mako-chan" bc the name sounded stupid as fuck and i found two gamefaqs users who reviewed a concerning amount of porn visual novels

yoshi isn't a horse dino, he's a frog dino

society snosniety

this says a lot about socie,yt

me: weaves together a tapestry of dadaism and absurdism into my posts, creating naught but the most clever of Witty Jives and Silly Verbiage
straight white redditor from california: says the n word twelve billion times and gets fifty upboats

toxx

Shout "box" to continue

i got my first legit win over on AWBW this past week (so now I have two wins by timeout and one win by resignation)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QOQ5WNd4e98 I can't believe this is real, but it also doesn't surprise me that it exists

letton gamer baccuce and tario

Or as the cow himself puts it, "some people have breakfast, I kill God."

some people enjoy defying fate as an afternoon pasttime

it boggles the mind to find out that people have completed bowser's starship from the original second reality project without savestates

oh, malamars, that's goin' in the act

ahh, right, yeah. idk, malamar is still yoshi in my heart

yeah i knew that about malamar i just wasn't sure if it was based on the yoshi rumor bc i feel like game freak pays more attention to the japanese side of the fandom by nature of being a japanese company

Leonard, my favorite pokemon

evolving inkay into malamar involves holding the 3ds/switch upside down. apparently it’s just based on squids being drawn upside down in books, the process of torsion, and/or tokusatsu villains

it did but idk about malamar

pokemon but you can only use Leonard (also wait did that original rumor actually involve the upside down thing is that why Malamar exists)

happy birthday to blazing star on the neo geo

@KobaBeach making a reddit account just for that

pokemon but you can only use yoshi (evolves from dragonite while holding your game boy upside down)

Pokemon, but all you can use are unevolved cat mons.

@Noelle i think you can make this into a really bad r/twosentencehorror post and then get downvoted into oblivion

I cut onions for dinner yesterday, despite washing my hands frequently, taking a bath, going through a full day of work (also washing my hands frequently there), would you believe me, it only truly left by now (still has a faint scent, but barely).

@TiKi i linked it in twitter thread but it's not wye's

pokemon emerald playthrough but your pokemon are comprised of green pokemon

wanna get my mitts on it before it's dmcaed

KobaBeach wrote: ↑1 week ago godot port of smw dropped and instead of being normal about it im probably gonna fuck about with it in the engine code wise

gotta link?

he made chahan