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THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Patchouli
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>look pocket
Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 15
Use prepositions to indicate precisely what you want to do: LOOK AT the
object, LOOK INSIDE it, LOOK UNDER it, etc.

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Grounder
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Grounder » 3 days ago

>fuck you
Why don't you eat me?

I am perfectly tasty...

AND I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL! :twisted:

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>fuck you
I don't know the word "fuck".

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Mata Hari
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Mata Hari » 3 days ago

>masturbate

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Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>masturbate
I don't know the word "masturbate".

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Mata Hari
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Mata Hari » 3 days ago

That's what they all say

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Willhart
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Willhart » 3 days ago

>score a point
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>score a point
You used the word "point" in a way that I don't understand.

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby sysop » 3 days ago

>look

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>look
Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 16
Bedroom
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit
leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here.
There is a toothbrush here.

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby sysop » 3 days ago

>inventory

Patchouli
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>inventory
Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 17
You have:
a splitting headache
no tea
your gown

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Mata Hari
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Mata Hari » 3 days ago

>look at headache

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>look at headache
Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 18
You have a big blinding throbber.

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Mata Hari
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Mata Hari » 3 days ago

>drop headache

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>drop headache
You're not holding the splitting headache.

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Grounder » 3 days ago

>get screwdriver
Why don't you eat me?

I am perfectly tasty...

AND I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL! :twisted:

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>get screwdriver
Bedroom Score: 0 Moves: 19
It slips through your fumbling fingers and hits the carpet with a nerve-
shattering bang.

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Mata Hari
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Mata Hari » 3 days ago

>hold splitting headache

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>hold splitting headache
Not bloody likely.
Astoundingly, a bulldozer pokes through your wall. However, you have no
time for surprise because the ceiling is collapsing on you as your home is
unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously
injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon
Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way
for a new hyperspace bypass.
Too bad you never found an aspirin for your hangover.
We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses
now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.)

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Mata Hari
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Mata Hari » 3 days ago

>put on peril-sensitive sunglasses

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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>put on peril-sensitive sunglasses
Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 19 turns.
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session
of the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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Willhart
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Willhart » 3 days ago

>look window
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Octagon » 3 days ago

>get sober
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Re: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Postby Patchouli » 3 days ago

>look window
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session
of the game?
(Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


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