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Corrupt A Wish Game

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Granted, but the definition for insect is incredibly broadened to include almost every living thing.

I wish that raocow destroyed all the world and everything inside.
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Granted by proxy. He already does that on a regular basis, dude.

I wish for a buttload of organs.
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Granted. This is a butt, and this is an organ.I've put as much of it in there as I could fit.

I wish to learn a food recipe you like.
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Granted, but you're always missing one ingredient.

I wish that the key wasn't carrot shaped so people wouldn't question "What kinda bunny will eat that?"
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Granted. It's now shaped like dedicated specific lagomorph food. Of course the change of shape means it doesn't fit anymore.

I wish there was Australia 2 on the Pacific - a large island with many species formerly thought extinct thriving there.
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Granted. Australia 2 rises from the sea and while doing so, it causes devastating tsunamis all over the world.

I wish Humanity would stop spending so much money on warfare and use the money for other research (like medicine)
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Granted. They find a cure for every disease, except they're too expensive to buy.

I wish people were smarter.
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Granted. Everyone has now a clean, tidy, and stylish appearance.

I wish I could figure out how metadata in youtube works and how to profit from that knowledge.
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Granted. You are able to create a service for youtubers and ad agencies regarding metadata, but Google found it in violation of the ToS and takes you to court for the operation.

I wish for another banana.
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Granted, but you must find your true love before midnight if you want the banana.

I wish that I understood this project thing that I'm doing.
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Granter, it's probably too late for the project now though, so it won't help much.

I wish the days had an extra hour or two.
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Granted. But because of this, the entire Solar System is going to collapse within a week or so.

I wish summer wasn't so unbearably hot.
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Granted, but now winter is unbearable cold.

I wish to hit a perfect arena run streak in hearthstone
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Granted. You get arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish I wasn't under arrest for the crime of being zombies.
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Granted. You are under arrest for crime of being not zombies.

I wish that I had all the sandwiches that are delicious.
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Granted. You've safely locked away all the sandwiches that are delicious in your possession. Everyone, including you, has to use non-delicious sandwiches for any sandwich purposes, like eating. Well, other people can at least steal them from you to the best of their ability - but you personally can't have all the sandwiches and eat them, y'know.

I wish glass could be made to have the durability and lightness of plastic - as an option, with glass as we know it now also being capable of being made.
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Granted. All glass windows are now made of plastic.

I wish people took the 2016 US presidential election seriously.
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Granted, but no one wants to be president anymore.

I wish that my local library would make up its mind on how fast its download speed should be.
(41.333333333333336 Megabytes per second one day, 0.00344444444 Megabytes per second the next)
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Granted. It now uses the Mersenne Twister to deterministically generate a download speed in range from 0 to 1 MB/s every second. It knows exactly what the download speed will be at any given second.

I wish for every person currently in China to receive a cheese and egg sandwich.
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Granted, but the cheese is actually thin bricks that break their teeth on when they bite.

I wish for more than seven clever boys.
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Granted. But the more than seven clever boys begin to spur an internal feud which eventually leads to cannibalism and the death of all the boys except for Sonny who is a very racist depiction of a black person.

I wish for the destruction of the internet.
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Granted, although I've delegated the task to your grandma. I don't know if she'll end up destroying the entire internet, someone's internet point, her router or her browser icon. Or your router or browser icon.

I wish for food that's nutritious and safe and quick to eat.
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Granted, here's a single grain of rice.

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Granted. They're parallel, and they occupy the same time.

I wish my refrigerator was running.
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Granted, but it only runs when it's opened.

I wish for really cool mech armor that makes me super strong and fast.
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