Aposke: Why didn't you tell me you got a brand new wicker basket on your trip to Siberia? You never seemed like the type to endorse dolphin-smelling. Shows how much I know about our resident lollipop salesman.
Tenta: I think the ostrich tattoo you have on your forearm is great, and don't let anyone say otherwise. I still can't figure out why you sold your matryoshka dolls for a caramel-flavoured car.
Cobalt: I don't like the way you constantly advertise your ant-farm emporium, but I think your ability to quickly put out fires with your ferret more than makes up for it. You still haven't returned my Groundhog Day DVD.