Turnips make games. They have turnips in them. Turnips like turnips.
Actual turnips are kinda gross though.
[Download Link] - Literally just run this from wherever you saved it.
WASD + K <-- Your controls.
This is an old pet project I started last year, where I worked pretty hard on a ton of graphics and then got shafted by a mobile developer who had no idea what he was doing and got mad at me because I wasn't developing it for him, pretty much. He basically had no idea what a video game even looked like and we parted ways when after four months he still didn't understand how to present graphics or how to make assets not bound all over the screen on a whim. It was a really awful waste of my time <3
To answer two (actually three) questions you might have if you try it:
This game here is basically a ten-hour project I put together in Game Maker this week and is really just a proof of concept for me to satisfy my own little fun. It's not very deep, not very involved, the collision physics are very rough, but it's playable if you want to dink around and has approximately two minutes of interest factor :P If you wanna play around in it, go right aheeead. I have no skills in programming, absolutely no skills in something like mobile or real game development, and I could never make it a real fleshed out game on my own, but I kinda hope one day that I can find someone who could or that I could learn how to myself. I just don't have the free time to learn development from scratch right now :(