Welcome to Mafia! As the users of the talkhaus cross the threshold from "desperately clinging to old habits" into "beating a dead horse" territory, the ghostly specter of everyone's least favorite fad follows them. Fear not, I shall be your guide through the gauntlet of horrors that is forums mafia. You will laugh, you will cry, you will stop lurking for a month and disappear. And absolutely none of it will be worth it.<Wareng> I have a great idea
So I guess this is a signups thread. It'll be open for a while since a couple of everyone's favorite members are on vacation right now but not too long because then everybody (myself included) will lose interest. I don't know what the first round's gimmick will be, or if it will even have one, so stay tuned to find out (or not, literally nobody wants to play this but I know people will anyway so why fight it)
What is mafia? Why should I care?
You shouldn't. Either way:
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1. You do not talk about mafia outside of the thread. That means no theorizing, no asking "what's your role?", no nothing. If you are part of a team, like the mafia, you are allowed to discuss with them however and whenever you like. If you have this really great strategy planned out and you need to tell someone something to make it work, but no one else can see it, you'll have to send me a PM and I'll relay it. Of course, you can still talk about things like how great the game or the host is in IRC.
2. You cannot post in the thread during the night, unless you just died and you'd like to make a last statement. Please do not include results of investigations such as "I investigated X and he was Y", or who your partners are, in your last statement. Basically, only really, really general stuff (or just something dumb), and nothing that can really change how the game is going. If you had something to say, you should've said it while you were alive.
3. The host is always right, and should not be doubted. The host never makes any mistakes (except when he does).
4. During the night, you must send me, the host, what you would like to do as a night action in a PM. If you don't choose a target in 48 hours, you will probably be killed and removed from play. Don't do this. If you have to go for a few days and can't play, PM me and we'll work something out.
5. During the day, everyone votes who should be lynched. Once a majority is reached, or everyone has either voted or resigned their vote, a 24 hour countdown starts, and once it ends, the person with the most votes is lynched.
6. Under no circumstances should you quote a PM from the host, or forge one by that matter. If you want to claim that you received a report, provide no other evidence than your own credibility.
7. The game ends when all mafia are dead, or when the mafia outnumbers the town.
MAFIA HALL OF FAME SHAME
Vanilla Mafia (Sillyman)
Caramel Mafia (Don Zanevsky)
Chocolate Mafia (Sillyman) (RIP Mafia #1)
Double Mint Chocolate Chip Mafia (Time Traveler)
Neapolitan Mafia (Don Zanevsky)
Mocha Moolatte Mafia (Argumentable)
Cookies 'n' Cream Mafia (limepie20)
Double Chocolate Mafia (Sillyman)
Secret Santa Mafia (O-Card) (RIP Mafia #2)
Vainilla Mafia (O-Card)
Butter Pecan Mafia (Don Zanevsky)
Strawberry Mafia (Argumentable) (RIP Mafia #3)
SIGNUPS
Nobody
Cobalt
AUS
Jesuiscontent
Bartle Bartle
Paperkoopa
Alex500
BTYM
O-Card
Baragon
Daarkbuu
Daniel Jackson (seriously???????????)
Aposke
limepie20
Tsurugi
BlueWizrobe