Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 5 - Yes
Posted: 03 Dec 2016, 01:31
We return. Ayjo, we need a new contestant. Who you got?
Ayjo: We got... *blinks* Oh, gods. Not *that* eyechart again! *holds up a Wile E. Coyote-esque sign reading "dr_vblschrf" on it* You! Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!
Now what's our next item up for bids?
*turntable swivels around, revealing a bunch of fancy clothes*
Ayjo: It's new designer clothes! Two fancy suits, one red, and one blue, and two shimmery dresses, one blue, and one purple, from Fashions 4 More! Pointlessly flashy clothing to tell the world "Hey world, I'm rich and I have no actual sense in fashion!"
You know the routine by now. dr_vblschrf gets first bid, followed by Picochilla, Maiku, and 128-Up!
Ayjo: We got... *blinks* Oh, gods. Not *that* eyechart again! *holds up a Wile E. Coyote-esque sign reading "dr_vblschrf" on it* You! Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!
Now what's our next item up for bids?
*turntable swivels around, revealing a bunch of fancy clothes*
Ayjo: It's new designer clothes! Two fancy suits, one red, and one blue, and two shimmery dresses, one blue, and one purple, from Fashions 4 More! Pointlessly flashy clothing to tell the world "Hey world, I'm rich and I have no actual sense in fashion!"