Jackalope: Greetings, Talkhaus. My name is Sir William Furthington the Third, Esq. And I have come to infuse a little bit of class in to your chaotic existence. To start, I shall read passages from my favorite novel, The Wind Over the--
Ayjo: Jack. What are you doing here?
Furthington: You again? Hmph! This is my show now! You abandoned it! Begone, peasant! And if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, my name is not "Jack"! It is Sir William Furthington the Third, Esq.!
Ayjo: Oh. Yeah. About that... you've been cancelled.
Furthington: What?! You cannot possibly be serious! I have a contract, !--
Ayjo: Sorry. Network's orders. Your boring old novels just weren't drawing in the coveted 18-35 viewership. So. Yeah. You're outta here.
Furthington: Y-you cannot do this to me! You uncultured swine! You-- *gets dragged off the set by a long cane*
Ayjo: Right. Sorry for that. The jackalope won't be back. Anyway... *clears throat*
*Price is Right Opening Theme plays*
Ayjo: Here it comes! From the "Forum Games" section of the Gazebo at Talkhaus, it's the forum's most exciting however-long-this-takes of fantastic prizes! The fabulous surely-more-than-60-minutes Talkhaus Price is Right!
Elgadika, come on down!
Whimsical Calamari, come on down!
Xalnop, come on down!
And bkamakaze, come on down!
Ayjo: You are the first four contestants on...
*The Price is Right theme starts playing*
Ayjo: And here's our host... YelseyKing!
Yes, yes! Thank you! *takes a bow* It's great to be back! There were some delays along the way, but we're finally ready to go, so let's do this! Bring out our first item up for bids, Ayjo!
Ayjo: It's a new laptop computer!
*models bring out said computer on a podium*
Ayjo: From Pewlett-Hackard, this computer comes with standard features, 8 gigs RAM, two terabytes of hard drive space, and if I know my Price is Right, California Emission!