Corrupt A Wish Game

[Willhart]

No matter how difficult it is
No matter how bitter your situation is
Without giving up until the very, very end
Let’s advance, believing in victory

Now I understand

In this broad world, we met
And we were tied together
With a stronger bond
Than anyone else’s within this broad world

We’re not alone
It’s the strength for everyone to believe in one another

Which will become the power to create a miracle

In this broad world, we met
And we were tied together
With a stronger bond
Than anyone else’s within this broad world

Then everyone stabs each other with knives.

I wish I had my own warp zone.

[Pikabread]

Granted. The backwards warpzones from Super Mario Bros Lost Levels.

I wish I was good at pixel art.

[blue_kirby]

Granted, but all you see is pixels, even in real life, so you can't tell what's reality and what's art.

I wish King K Rool, Wolf, Snake, Ridley, and Knuckles were DLC for Super Smash Bros 4

[Pikabread]

Granted. They're DLC, but you didn't specify what kind. They're all stickers.

[Dizzybelle]

Granted.

I wish that our Sun, Sol, would explode and destroy everything in our solar system next Tuesday.

[Pikabread]

Granted. All the inhabitants of earth moved lightyears away from our solarsystem beforehand, with the help of alien science technology that somehow allows us to move lightyears in a few days.

I wish I remembered to write a wish last time.

[july]

Granted, but no one manages to come up with an answer to your wish, so the thread stagnates.

I wish daylight saving wasn't a thing.

[Pikabread]

Granted. It's a no longer a thing, but a verb. You now refer to it as "to save the daylight".

I wish I had better motivation and work ethic.

[Yimmy]

You have better motivation to leave talkhaus and better work ethic so you're too busy to use talkhaus
I wish for creativity

[Gardenolva]

But your kind of creativity contains plagarism

I wish I can spin.

[Dizzybelle]

granted, you now star in Roundabout


When I wish to make a wish
I wave my hand with a big swish swish.
Then I say, "I wish for fish!"

[Willhart]

Granted, you get a tiny fish. It's lonely now and will need some water to live in.


I wish I could walk on water.

[Mikkofier]

Granted. This leads into a bad case of mistaken identity which, in turn, leads to you getting beat up by an endless mob of very militant atheists pouring out of one car.

I wish I had complete control over the Internet.

[KobaBeach]

granted






THE ENTIRE INTERNET UNITES AND REVOLTS AGAINST YOU

i wish i was ethereal

granted, you now star in Roundabout

honestly i'd have named that grand theft kururin but w/e

[Gardenolva]

Granted, but Warcraft rules states that you can't touch anything physically and you'll take more damage from magic. And yeah, no one can see you except for one person. Good luck finding him/her.

I wish trees can grow faster than usual.

[Window Squeegee]

Granted. They all turn into giant angry Treants that insult you.

I wish I could go on vacation a week early

[No Lynch]

Granted, but your boss doesn't know that.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

[Pikabread]

granted. oops.

I wish for some wendy's

[Window Squeegee]

Granted, all the food is cold once it gets to you. Also, there's a bandage in the burger.

I wish I had another arm

[No Lynch]

Granted. It's twice the length of your preexisting arms, and mounted in the center of your forehead. Have fun with that.

I wish for the Nile?

[Pikabread]

granted. You sounded pretty uncertain so I gave you the red sea instead.

[TaviTurnip]

Granted. You didn't wish for anything at all, but even in giving you nothing I ended up giving you something ultimately.

I wish for big books.

[No Lynch]

Granted. Though, they're too big to even open, let alone take out of a building.

I wish that Barney was a Reznor.

[TaviTurnip]

Granted, but due to palette restrictions he's still the same colour as every other Reznor.

I wish I could find a shiny Pokémon tonight.

[Pikabread]

Granted. Gyrados.

I wish I wasn't so forgetful.